Wednesday, 10 December 2014

that Christmas feeling 2014 #2

As I said in a previous Christmas post (HERE) I love CHRISTMAS CRACKERS. in this post I thought I'd tell you a few of my favourite jokes from Christmas crackers.. I hope they're ermm how can I phrase this?... Relatively enjoyable?

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas?


Why did the turkey join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks

T do you get if you cross a bell and a skunk?

Jingle smells

HoW did Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of Christmas passed

Which elf is the best singer?

ELFis Presley

I thought that these jokes that ive had over the past few years were comically brilliant in a poor way... I laughed in an 'ooh thats seriously bad' sort of way. 



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